{"id":3459,"date":"2025-02-01T17:33:50","date_gmt":"2025-02-01T17:33:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/censorine.com\/saturn\/?p=3459"},"modified":"2025-09-11T19:55:52","modified_gmt":"2025-09-11T19:55:52","slug":"get-off-my-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/censorine.com\/saturn\/2025\/02\/01\/get-off-my-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"GET OFF MY INTERNET"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

You’re a poseur pretending to be a friendless social reject. You are not a real loser like I am.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Some People Aren\u2019t Meant for the Internet, and You\u2019re Probably One of Them.<\/em><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Nazi salute aside, it\u2019s been an eventful month or so for the social web-propaganda device. Downgrading to dumbphones<\/a> is becoming a luxury, elitist status symbol. Trump\u2019s agreement with the CCP to temporarily shut down TikTok<\/a> was probably deployed as a psyop to create the Trump Youth. Another mass exodus <\/a>from Twitter<\/a>, Tiktok<\/a>, Facebook\/Instagram<\/a> is currently underway. It seems we\u2019re finally becoming terminally ill with the invasive alien technology that a computer, and especially, a smartphone, fundamentally is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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People are waking up to the reality that being terminally online is the ritualized sacrifice of their embodied, offline life. We are made to pour our vital energy into the digital; to turn our psychic machinations into coded-libations \u2014 spilling the contents of our interiors into the restricted access, privatized external container of the corporate data facility.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As popular backlash grows, and calls to \u201creturn to real world\u201d proliferate, a subtle confession seems to go unnoticed: to reject the digital world is to humblebraggingly admit that one had the option to live in the embodied world to begin with. They have a world to return to<\/em>, and they chose, or \u201cwere coerced,\u201d as many of them argue, into surrendering their lives to the internet. They have, what Marc Andreessen accurately calls \u201creality privilege.<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cA small percent of people live in a real-world environment that is rich, even overflowing, with glorious substance, beautiful settings, plentiful stimulation, and many fascinating people to talk to, and to work with, and to date. ( . . . )
Everyone else, the vast majority of humanity, lacks Reality Privilege\u2014their online world is, or will be, immeasurably richer and more fulfilling than most of the physical and social environment around them in the quote-unquote real world.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Reality Privileged, of course, call this conclusion dystopian, and demand that we prioritize improvements in reality over improvements in virtuality. To which I say: reality has had 5,000 years to get good, and is clearly still woefully lacking for most people; I don’t think we should wait another 5,000 years to see if it eventually closes the gap. We should build\u2014and we are building\u2014online worlds that make life and work and love wonderful for everyone, no matter what level of reality deprivation they find themselves in.\u201d
<\/em>\u2014 \u201cMarc Andreessen – Interviewed by a Retard<\/a>.<\/em>\u201d Niccolo Soldo, 31 May 2021<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

The opposite of reality privilege is \u201cmetaverse privilege<\/a>\u201d where problems (in the form of games), entertainment, social bonds, and even one\u2019s own human potential, are valued and rewarded online, because none of those things are available to them offline<\/em>. With a computer or computerphone, we can all possess metaverse privilege. However, not everyone will be able to enjoy a lovely, nutritious dinner, theatre show, party with friends and family, then return to their immaculate home full of satin, biological cotton, and silk. Peasants in the metaverse <\/a>will simply have to make do with their Sims 4 creations and Netflix from inside their Ikea decorated cardboard boxes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did the internet really have to become an opiate and prison for the socially unwanted and unproductive? The least the detritus class of human beings can do is be useful to their elites<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Continue reading: https:\/\/sensoryconvent.substack.com\/p\/get-off-my-internet<\/a><\/em><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You’re a poseur pretending to be a friendless social reject. You are not a real loser like I am. Some People Aren\u2019t Meant for the Internet, and You\u2019re Probably One of Them. Nazi salute aside, it\u2019s been an eventful month or so for the social web-propaganda device. Downgrading to dumbphones is becoming a luxury, elitist […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/censorine.com\/saturn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3459"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/censorine.com\/saturn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/censorine.com\/saturn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/censorine.com\/saturn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/censorine.com\/saturn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3459"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/censorine.com\/saturn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3460,"href":"https:\/\/censorine.com\/saturn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3459\/revisions\/3460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/censorine.com\/saturn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/censorine.com\/saturn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/censorine.com\/saturn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}