Space is the Ocean, Matter is the Shore

My parents are both dead, sorry! My dad died when I was 27, and my mom died when I was 29. I am now almost 34. They both died suddenly, insofar as alcohol and substance abusers with related and unrelated health issues can die suddenly. Both their deaths were shocks to me, but my mom’s […]

Prosthetic Government Appendage

Terminal Love You have to be willing to develop cancer if it befalls your true love: AIDS, HIV, HPV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, hepatitis, to say nothing of the common cold, the flu, the four poxes, and any other germ of virus here unlisted, or scientifically unrecognized and thus, unnamed. Not only must you be willing […]

Cupid cheated on Psyche with an Ai hologram

I am using commercial Palantir software to manage my harem-team of digital whores. By applying workflow optimization and AI-driven analytics, I am now able to reduce seduction to orgasm time by 20% annually, achieving an overall 33% margin of improvement in orgasm efficiency. I can’t tell anymore if it’s the software I love, or the bitches, but I know one thing is for certain: streamlining the consumption of human bodies is a SaaS gift from the divine. Militarized nymphomania. Blood is too barbaric. The real battlefront runs on cumlust.