You’re a poseur pretending to be a friendless social reject. You are not a real loser like I am. Some People Aren’t Meant for the Internet, and You’re Probably One of Them. Nazi salute aside, it’s been an eventful month or so for the social web-propaganda device. Downgrading to dumbphones is becoming a luxury, elitist […]
My parents are both dead, sorry! My dad died when I was 27, and my mom died when I was 29. I am now almost 34. They both died suddenly, insofar as alcohol and substance abusers with related and unrelated health issues can die suddenly. Both their deaths were shocks to me, but my mom’s […]
Terminal Love You have to be willing to develop cancer if it befalls your true love: AIDS, HIV, HPV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, hepatitis, to say nothing of the common cold, the flu, the four poxes, and any other germ of virus here unlisted, or scientifically unrecognized and thus, unnamed. Not only must you be willing […]